Hi Gran! Have a Hug and Have Some Cock!
They say that there is an unexpected similarity to be found in your grandma giving you head and bungee jumping. Apparently both are great as long as you don’t look down. The only reason I had to use ‘apparently’ there is because I’ve never gone bungee jumping, I’m terrified of heights.
As I find is the case at my grandma’s retirement village, here too you can save a quick $15 on Lusty Grandmas with this discount for 51% off.
Ah no wait, that’s not quite the same. At my grandma’s place it was; make 15 bucks for a quicky. Semantics Shmemantics I say.
Grandmothers are also the sweetest. They are so accommodating and forgiving. I missed this one 70-odd year old’s vagina on an enthusiastic thrust and ended up fucking her between two fold for a few strokes. She was just too excited to have tried one of the new things the youngsters were into these days.