There are two things that come to mind with every scene I watch of this awesome site: The phrase ‘do as I do and not as I say’ as opposed to how it is traditionally used and secondly ‘that lucky bastard!’.

Can you imagine how lucky you have to get as a guy this entire package to come together. For your girlfriend’s mom to be hot, for her to have the hots for you, for her to involve herself sexually in the presence of her daughter and for her daughter to then ultimately not object it and then of course to fuck them both!

The odds are astronomical in fact it’s absurd and just doesn’t happen outside of trailer parks where ‘ your girlfriend’s mom is hot’ is already extremely subjective. This is why there is a site like this, because it’s fantasy.

Get a Moms Teach Sex discount for up to 73% off and lose yourself in the moment because let’s face it, it’s never actually going to happen to you in real life.

Mother Fucker XXX – I love how these guys just went full out at the obvious name without giving two shits. Their porn has a similar feeling, and I don’t mean cheap, classless or cheap but it’s in your face. Moms want cock, moms get cock… hard.

When I was younger I used to love MILF porn. As a teenager it was so easy to immerse myself in my fantasies of fucking that hot teacher at school or that one friend with the hot mom and then when I started working there were plenty older colleagues and often hot women in management and at one time my own boss that I would have given my left nut to fuck.

Now that I’m the age of most of these MILFs they are the chicks in my fighting weight. They are my sexy shy neighbour, or a chick at the local store or the single mom at my son’s baseball games.

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They say that there is an unexpected similarity to be found in your grandma giving you head and bungee jumping. Apparently both are great as long as you don’t look down. The only reason I had to use ‘apparently’ there is because I’ve never gone bungee jumping, I’m terrified of heights.

As I find is the case at my grandma’s retirement village, here too you can save a quick $15 on Lusty Grandmas with this discount for 51% off.

Ah no wait, that’s not quite the same. At my grandma’s place it was; make 15 bucks for a quicky. Semantics Shmemantics I say.

Grandmothers are also the sweetest. They are so accommodating and forgiving. I missed this one 70-odd year old’s vagina on an enthusiastic thrust and ended up fucking her between two fold for a few strokes. She was just too excited to have tried one of the new things the youngsters were into these days.